Cleanliness Devotee Mugs

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

"I realize you like a clean floor, but I think one robotic vacuum should be enough."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Dogs shaving

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

In the art gallery

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'