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'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

"I realize you like a clean floor, but I think one robotic vacuum should be enough."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Raptures

Dogs shaving

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

In the art gallery

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'