Cleanliness Lover Gifts

'Sylvia! Sylvia!! Go easy with the bubble-bath!'

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?'

Out of the shower

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The Missing Sock Returns

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Dogs shaving

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Raptures

Sweep the board.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."