Cleanliness Connoisseur Gifts

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Hand dryer instructions

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

Angels buying bleach.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"My dad is always after me to clean my room. I tell him it has that lived-in look, right?"

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

Monty's People Wash

'I see the Maids have been in!'

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

'A lifetime of Christmases. . . and not one picture of the house when it had its hair combed.'

Jeff noticed a ring of scum around the bath.

'Wait, Jethro! In the hanky directions for use it reads, FIRST clean your specs, THEN clean your nose!'

May I play through?

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

Junior's Towel

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Raptures

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."