Cleanliness Connoisseur Gifts

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Hand dryer instructions

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

Angels buying bleach.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

"Dr. Green...5 second rule...stat!"

"My dad is always after me to clean my room. I tell him it has that lived-in look, right?"

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

Monty's People Wash

'I see the Maids have been in!'

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

'A lifetime of Christmases. . . and not one picture of the house when it had its hair combed.'

Jeff noticed a ring of scum around the bath.

'Wait, Jethro! In the hanky directions for use it reads, FIRST clean your specs, THEN clean your nose!'

May I play through?

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

'Neat Freaks Anonymous' meeting schedule.

Junior's Towel

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving