Cleanliness Connoisseur Pillows

Decorate their space with pillows that humorously honor their love for cleanliness. Comfortable, witty, and perfect for sprucing up any room.

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'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!' mockup

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

from $19.00

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?' mockup

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

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Hand dryer instructions

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'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?' mockup

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

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Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax. mockup

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

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Angels buying bleach.

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A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop. mockup

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

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"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

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"My dad is always after me to clean my room. I tell him it has that lived-in look, right?"

"My dad is always after me to clean my room. I tell him it has that lived-in look, right?" mockup

"My dad is always after me to clean my room. I tell him it has that lived-in look, right?"

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"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!" mockup

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

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"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?" mockup

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

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Monty's People Wash

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'I see the Maids have been in!'

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"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!" mockup

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

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The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed. mockup

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

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'A lifetime of Christmases. . . and not one picture of the house when it had its hair combed.'

'A lifetime of Christmases. . . and not one picture of the house when it had its hair combed.' mockup

'A lifetime of Christmases. . . and not one picture of the house when it had its hair combed.'

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Jeff noticed a ring of scum around the bath.

Jeff noticed a ring of scum around the bath. mockup

Jeff noticed a ring of scum around the bath.

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'Wait, Jethro! In the hanky directions for use it reads, FIRST clean your specs, THEN clean your nose!'

'Wait, Jethro! In the hanky directions for use it reads, FIRST clean your specs, THEN clean your nose!' mockup

'Wait, Jethro! In the hanky directions for use it reads, FIRST clean your specs, THEN clean your nose!'

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May I play through?

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"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?" mockup

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

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Junior's Towel

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'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!' mockup

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

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"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?" mockup

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

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"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?" mockup

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

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"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor." mockup

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

from $19.00

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus! mockup

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

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"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent." mockup

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

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Dogs shaving

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Raptures

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Sweep the board.

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Ironing day.

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"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!" mockup

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

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Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease . mockup

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

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"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar." mockup

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

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Cleanliness Connoisseur Pillows Collection

Cleanliness Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our range of mugs celebrating cleanliness lovers—funny, stylish, and guaranteed to start their day with a smile.

Cleanliness Connoisseur Prints

Browse our playful prints that capture the spirit of tidy enthusiasts and make a statement in any space.

Cleanliness Connoisseur T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that honor cleanliness connoisseurs—perfect for casual wear and showcasing their tidy pride.