Clean Clothes Connoisseur Pillows

Clothesline.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Spring Cleaning

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Mangle

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Super glue hoovering

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

Junior's Towel