Clothes Care Enthusiast Pillows

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"That shirt is so last year."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

How it started: How it's going

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'