Clothes Care Pillows

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Changing Room Decisions

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Fumes from furniture

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Hoodie

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

The Moth Menace.

As the Dryer Spins

'There are some very persuasive salespeople out there.'

'She's gone shopping, my money was burning a hole in her pocket'

The penguin suit.

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

Shoulder pads make you look so aggressive!