Clothes Care Gifts

Evolution of the Hanger.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Changing Room Decisions

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Fumes from furniture

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

F and E Dry Cleaners. I've added custom touches for some of our customers. I assumed the marathoner wants her colors to run. And the investigative journalist wants the dirt out there for everybody to see. I shrink the clothes for the psychotherapist, of course. And I limit the starch for the dietitian. This is for the writer of mystery novels? Yeah, I think he'll love it! The more wrinkles the better!

Hoodie

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Well, since you ask, yes, your bum does look big in that.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'She's gone shopping, my money was burning a hole in her pocket'

'There are some very persuasive salespeople out there.'

The Moth Menace.

As the Dryer Spins

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

The penguin suit.

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

"Pssst! Interested in women's clothes with actual real pockets?"