Clothing Maintenance Gifts

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'