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CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'