Clothing Care T-Shirts

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'

The Moth Menace.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This relentless red sock prank is costing me a fortune in white tees."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.

'Don't worry - you're not the first person to leave your Marriage Certificate in the jacket.'

'Ever try those static free sheets you throw in the dryer?'

"Didn't your mom ever tell you how to treat a cotton in the washer?"

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

263 B.C., A young Athenian playwright makes a name for himself in the smash hit comedy: 'Meet meat the Parthenon.'

"I can't believe it! My favorite shirt! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?"

100% pure wool - dry clean only

Killer Executive Suits.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Moses separating his Laundry.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

The Missing Sock Returns

'She's so put together!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Cat Tie

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'