Clothing Care Pillows

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'

The Moth Menace.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This relentless red sock prank is costing me a fortune in white tees."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Don't worry - you're not the first person to leave your Marriage Certificate in the jacket.'

'Ever try those static free sheets you throw in the dryer?'

"Didn't your mom ever tell you how to treat a cotton in the washer?"

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

263 B.C., A young Athenian playwright makes a name for himself in the smash hit comedy: 'Meet meat the Parthenon.'

"I can't believe it! My favorite shirt! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?"

100% pure wool - dry clean only

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Cat Tie

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

A man washing a mascot costume

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'