Clothing Caretaker Pillows

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I had to skip my workout."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Lazy plumber.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.