Clothing Caretaker Gifts

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I had to skip my workout."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

F and E Dry Cleaners. I've added custom touches for some of our customers. I assumed the marathoner wants her colors to run. And the investigative journalist wants the dirt out there for everybody to see. I shrink the clothes for the psychotherapist, of course. And I limit the starch for the dietitian. This is for the writer of mystery novels? Yeah, I think he'll love it! The more wrinkles the better!

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.