Tool Caretaker Gifts

'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

New Swiss Army Knife

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Most projects require three hands."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Take care'.

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.