Garden Caretaker Gifts

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bumble Bee

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Not here, Fred.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Take me to your weeder!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Essential work against Coronavirus

Cathedral Made Safe.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted