Park Caretaker Gifts

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'They sure have small litters.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'