Park Keeper Gifts

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

'It's an easy job son, you'll 'pick it up' as you 'go along'!'

In Difficulties.

'HEY! I warned you kids!' Please keep off the Glass.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Elephant Sprinkler System

'A man in uniform? Well we've got two Park-Keepers, six Traffic-Wardens and a Deck-Chair Attendant' (at a dating agency).

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Snowman on the Lawn

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Beaver tower

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.