Park Cleaner Gifts

Litter/Condoms.

Clearing up medals.

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"He ran out of pee."

'Click it or ticket.'

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"