Park Protector Gifts

Dogs: Please pick up after your people.

(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)

Vandalism in public parks.

Tred carefully mill.

'He choked on a piece of popcorn...you're in big trouble, mister!'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Gummy Bears

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Just Stop Boil

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"