Park Protector Gifts

Dogs: Please pick up after your people.

(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)

Vandalism in public parks.

Tred carefully mill.

'He choked on a piece of popcorn...you're in big trouble, mister!'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Gummy Bears

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Climate Crisis

Just Stop Boil