Playground Protector Gifts

"I liked recess a lot better before the safety helmets."

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

Safety Goggles and Breathing Apparatus must be worn in the Sandpit

Boy wearing hat saying: 'Caution - may contain nits.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The sandbox is safe, and it's even safer without the sand."

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

'In case of injury break glass.'

'My mom says you can come in sans nanchaku.'

Modern Childhood

"Don't worry, I'll invite everyone but him to your birthday party."

Children and the pandemic

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

Caution: use only under child supervison

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Fade to black...

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"What are you in for?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'