Playground Safety Gifts

Playground Safety...Before Willy broke his arm. . . After.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"This never happened."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tree house.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

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Converted Parking Garage

Swing

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Mood Swings.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Little boys

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