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Playground Safety...Before Willy broke his arm. . . After.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

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"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

"This never happened."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Swing

Office Park

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Caution: use only under child supervison

Mood Swings.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Turn Down For What.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"What are you in for?"