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'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Children playing football.

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"What are you in for?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

A boy with a football

Turn Down For What.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Fade to black...

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Swing

"It must be still charging."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Skipping