Playground Defender Gifts

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children playing football.

'Ready Mum?'

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

Fade to black...

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Turn Down For What.

A boy with a football

"What are you in for?"

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Swing

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"It must be still charging."