Playground Warrior Gifts

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

Children playing football.

Imagination

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Ready Mum?'

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

The Charge of the Kids

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

I miss recess!

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Little boys

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'