Playground Wanderer Gifts

Playground Pipe Dreams

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Sausages.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'm bored."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Sport Utility Boot.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Recess does things to a man."