Playground Lover Gifts

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

'I know how you feel, kiddo. Recess is pretty rare when you reach the grade I'm in.'

Titanic swing.

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Now I have a signal. Now I don't. Now I do..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"First snowman?"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children playing football.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Imagination

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

The Charge of the Kids

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'