Humor Playground Lover Gifts

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I'm bored."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Ready Mum?'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Children playing football.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Peekaboo!'

Office Park

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.