Polar Playground Lover Gifts

Football fan

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I'm bored."

Swinging

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Recess does things to a man."

"First snowman?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Imagination

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Ready Mum?'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Converted Parking Garage

The Charge of the Kids

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."