Polar Playground Lover Gifts

Football fan

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I'm bored."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"First snowman?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Imagination

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

The Charge of the Kids

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...