Polar Aficionado Gifts

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Discovery of the North Pole.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Football fan

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Arctic 2050.

We're barely gonna make it!

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"Of course it's cold, it's supposed to be cold!"

Training Polo Ponies

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"