Polar Aficionado Gifts

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Discovery of the North Pole.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Polar bears

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Football fan

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

We're barely gonna make it!

Arctic 2050.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"Of course it's cold, it's supposed to be cold!"