Polar Enthusiast Gifts

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

"I still say bringing your original high seat on this expedition was a stupid idea, Shackleton."

'Still Snow!'

"I think it's called a puddle."

'I'm really starting to notice the effects of global warming. I'm only wearing ten pairs of underpants, today.'

I found a perfect one for you.

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

"Must've left the electric blanket on...!"

"This is the North Pole. You want the South Pole."

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

Eskimo finds directions board.

Eskimos commute to igloo city skyscrapers

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Souvenirs of the Arctic.

Polar Bear Play.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

I hate to see that evening sun go down...

How much can a polar bear?

Kiosk in the Arctic.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'