Polar Play Enthusiast Gifts

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Ah ah, I told you your water pistol wouldn't work around her: It's too cold...'

"Tommy!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

The melting polar ice caps

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Dog Igloo.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Football fan

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Arctic 2050.

"Nobody told me it was formal."

We're barely gonna make it!

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

"Of course it's cold, it's supposed to be cold!"