"I told you not to get central heating."
Polar Pun Lover Gifts
Celebrate your polar pun enthusiast with our fun and witty collection of gifts that showcase chilly humor and creative wordplay. Perfect for those who love a good ice-related pun, our items bring smiles and laughs. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, find the ideal quirky gift that captures the cool charm and clever humor of a true pun lover. Explore mugs, t-shirts, prints, and more, all designed to delight anyone enthralled with icy wit.
Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'
Cutting round an igloo...
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
"Ironically, this is the living room."
Copycats
Zombie standup
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"He's having a hard time finding work."
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
'Do you have any catsup?'
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
Backfire
"That's it. We’re toast."
Cut Price
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
Polar Pun Lover Gifts Collection
Polar Pun Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of polar pun mugs for a daily dose of icy wit—perfect for any humor lover’s morning routine.
Polar Pun Lover Pillows
Snuggle up with our polar pun pillows—fun, cozy, and ideal for fans of frosty humor looking for a playful accent.
Polar Pun Lover Prints
Brighten their home with our polar pun prints—whimsical and clever designs that showcase their love of icy wit.
Polar Pun Lover T-Shirts
Check out our polar pun t-shirts to keep the cool humor flowing—ideal for casual wear and making a witty statement.