Polar Fishing Enthusiast Gifts

"Worry about global warming and your funny tropical fish...when you've cleared all those weeds off the driveway."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

'Check out the old dude.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

The melting polar ice caps

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug