Polar Explorer Enthusiast Gifts

'I may be gone for some time.'

"Why don't you take a sabbatical?"

"I'm not here for the polar ice caps."

"Are you sure the moat is a good idea?"

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Global Warming. . . just the tip of the iceberg.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Dog Igloo.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'