Polar Explorer Admirer Gifts

Arctic Tongue

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

The melting polar ice caps

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

The polar olympics

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Are you cold dear?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Aargh, Many Trees

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.