Polar Explorer Fan Gifts

'But, how could you be suffering from burnout?'

The Only Washroom on the South Pole

The Antarctic expedition to test the Coriolis Effect.

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

The rare Arctic Snail

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Astronaut Selfie.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"