Sea Explorer's Fan Gifts

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Neptune

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Pirates

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Oceanographer

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Squid and Octopus

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"