Sea Explorer's Fan T-Shirts

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Pirates

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

Squid and Octopus

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

Oceanographer

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