Sea Creature Fan T-Shirts

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'll see you in small clams court!'

Florida manatees not used to temperature changes in Florida waters.

Hook Free Zone.

Small fish with a gun.

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

Tom suddenly felt unfomfortable: he was swimming past a leatherback gang!

Neptune

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

A boy holding a fish balloon

"It's true: if I spin around, it acts as a drill..."

Man in Crab Outfit

Shark and octopus

Octopus and beer

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

The new pet lobster craze

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

Squid and Octopus

'Mom, you won't believe who I brought home for dinner.'

Mistaken crocodile.

Broke octopus

'You're a SEA lion? I could have you for breakfast.'

Seaworld great whites.

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

Whoa, you guys gotta try stretching - it feels fantastic.

No, why would I tell you which one is ticklish?

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"We’re a lending aquarium."