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Things we need to acknowledge

"Spineless?! Who are you calling spineless!?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Phoenix

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

The next damn Batman.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

Squid and Octopus

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Seaworld great whites.