
'I keep all my receipts for tax purposes...'
Express their love for the ocean’s quirkiest residents with our fun marine life t-shirts. Bright, amusing, and full of personality, they make sea-themed style refreshingly cool and creative.
'I keep all my receipts for tax purposes...'
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
Lazy Octopus
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"We’re a lending aquarium."
"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."
Neptune
"They're so like us."
'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'
"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."
"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"
"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."
Dolphin
'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
Fish mobsters.
"These kids and their shellfies..."
'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'
"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"
"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."
Oh, @#$%, is that
clown fish
Unique Whale Migrating Methods.
Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.
Things we need to acknowledge
'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'
"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"
Octopus gets tickled pink
"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."
"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."
"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"
'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'
Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.
"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"
"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"
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