Marine Wildlife Fan T-Shirts

"I told you not to go swimming with humans"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Too much monkey business...

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Penguin

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Mother?'

Polar bears

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Praying Mantis.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'It's easy, just wee!'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Pelican and Origami

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."