Marine Wildlife Fan T-Shirts

"I told you not to go swimming with humans"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Neptune

"They're so like us."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Penguin

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Mother?'

Polar bears

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

Pelican and Origami

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."