Marine Biology Fan T-Shirts

'Whales singing under the ice kept me awake all night!'

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

'Damn - bloody lock jaw.'

"My husband is spineless."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Lazy Octopus

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Batman O' War

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Whale Piñata.

"Welcome."

Did you find our menorah?

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Marine Pollution

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Sign Him.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Food chain.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish