Marine Biology Fan Gifts

'Whales singing under the ice kept me awake all night!'

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

'Damn - bloody lock jaw.'

"My husband is spineless."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Lazy Octopus

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"They're so like us."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Dolphin

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Welcome."

Did you find our menorah?

Whale Piñata.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Marine Pollution

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Food chain.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'