Marine Biologist Fan Gifts

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Lazy Octopus

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"They're so like us."

Batman O' War

Dolphin

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Welcome."

Whale Piñata.

Did you find our menorah?

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Food chain.

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Marine Pollution

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Sign Him.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish