Marine Biology Fanatic Gifts

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'The hell with that.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"The hyenas started it."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Crab with a clown face.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Turtle Hat