Marine Biology Fanatic T-Shirts

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'The hell with that.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

"Mind the whale, dear."

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"They're so like us."

Turtle Hat

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'